ODE TO A TURDUCKEN

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The Nanny State is naught but Hate
plus heavy wallet suckin',
Erect a finger in its face
and cook up a turducken.

Your BMI says you will die
with doctors' tongues a cluckin',
They can't erase your smiley face
if you're packed with turducken.

A chicken, duck, a turkey boned,
and lots of Cajun stuffin',
They died to save the little kids
all gorging on turkducken.

More protein that a suckling pig,
More fat than a deep fryer!
More cayenne than a can of Mace,
More salt than desert playa!

The oven hums, the roaster groans,
The serving platter's bucklin',
Saliva flows, our teeth strike sparks,
Let's pound down that turducken!


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