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Your BMI says you will die
with doctors' tongues a cluckin',
They can't erase your smiley face
if you're packed with turducken.
A chicken, duck, a turkey boned,
and lots of Cajun stuffin',
They died to save the little kids
all gorging on turkducken.
More protein that a suckling pig,
More fat than a deep fryer!
More cayenne than a can of Mace,
More salt than desert playa!
The oven hums, the roaster groans,
The serving platter's bucklin',
Saliva flows, our teeth strike sparks,
Let's pound down that turducken!