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If it is found that any extant entity or collection of entities maintains an uncomfortable congruence to the caricatures and ridiculous comedic exaggerations contained herein, the author offers his apologies and condolences...

...and if you are still pissed off, you are invited to go pound sand up your ass.
Conciliation has its limits.

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Uncle Al says, "the guy who beats the drum doesn't have to row the boat."

Hey, Sunshine, did you post something to Usenet that would embarrass the brain of a chipmunk on Adderall? Were you born stooopid or were you trained? Let's see if you see the light at the end of the tunnel.

Uncle Al has a thing about Horace the geoduck. In fact, Uncle Al wishes he had Horace the geoduck's thing.

Uncle Al always has a tomcat in the house - and they never spray. Say "hello" to dearly missed Hermes (He was a tomcat. They get broken). His successor is the hugely hung Xerxes and his spotted sister Lilith. Happy tomcat, spayed queen.

Remember the little refugee kid Elian Gonzales whose mother died getting him out of Cuba? "Slick Willy" Clinton tossed him right back into Castro's bloody maw after political whore US ex-Attourney General Janet Reno got her marching orders from the Executive Branch. Bubba Clinton's dark minions twice killed "Outrageous On-Line Uncle Al." Who is commuting to Harlem now, Bubba?

Uncle Al didn't think much of AlGore and Joe Loserman, either. President Bush the Lesser is a hole fortunate to have surrounded itself with a donut. Hang in there, Vice President Cheney!

What does Uncle Al look like? Uncle Al is a god among men (dig his feisty woman!).

              

In closing, remember that the Wicked Witch of the West died for Uncle Al's sins. Uncle Al is reborne.