Allegation is proffered that exegesis herein requisitions arduous ratiocination, exudes defamation cocooned within an autistic third person omniscient point of view, and suffers depauperate lay consecutive translation. For translation, vide infra.
We venture forth with captious vernacular indulged by Rudolph J. Rummel (whom even zealous pacifists find repulsively irksome),
"...[nine words snipped] and its variants meant in practice, bloody terrorism, deadly purges, lethal gulags and forced labor, fatal deportations, man-made famines, extrajudicial executions and show trials, and genocide."
So elucidated the first hunter-gatherer Cave Owners Association, Homeland Severity at any proximate airport, and Obamanation as recently as tomorrow. Eschew product placation, for grandiosely allocated labor is that deprecated venue bespoken of undocumented proletarians. Management is eternal unerring process unshriven by pertinence, a confluence of overwhelming ignorance with overweening arrogance, a topology of stipulated cluelessness. Wherefrom will squandered staffing of an exquisite future arise?
Pedagogic engineers shall inculcate disambiguation to reactionary patriarchal White European Protestant historic oppressors of Peoples of Colour incontinently decrying heteronormatism discombobufabulating homosocial ordering. Open your mind! Appreciate how enlightened social promotion remanufactures heinous objectivism into joyous post-industrial situational celebration of all voices' validity. We are become one.
Los Angeles Times Sunday 10 January 2010, p. A10, "Charters are gaining strength" Los Angeles Unified School District (LAUSD) education exorbitantly expansively expensively embraces and powerfully inversely exceeds Federally mandated "No Child Left Behind" diversity performance standards. Volunteer your time.
7.67% of LAUSD students attend magnet schools - the very best schools that are intensely selective about student entry. The average student has 54% of expected math proficiency, 67% of expected reading proficiency. Vast progress arenas are implicit.
8.38% of LAUSD students attend charter schools - privately run outside district management and unions. The average student has 41% math proficiency, 47% reading proficiency. Nourish growth.
83.94% or 581,457 LAUSD students are in traditional LAUSD schools costing $13.6 billion 2008-2009. The average student has 35% math proficiency, 34% reading proficiency. 12th-grade high school seniors - fully 60% of their 9th grade entering class when we approbate a 6-year course of study - perform at 4th grade level. A Procrustean resolution of divisive hateful elitism is all but wholly consummated. Behold a fanfare for the common man. The average LAUSD student exercises functional intelligence 1.5 standard deviations below the (arrogant European) norm, or 78 IQ. Empathy has emerged from pestilence. We solemnize recalibration of expectation for the pantheon it is - a compassionately giving validation of the numinous rights of man, woman, and intergender to pursue their other-ablements unfettered by brazen intrusive counterfeit constraints and suffocating funding limitations.
California is a juggernaut of interpersonal proficiencies gorging upon mandated charitable furtherance unparalleled since Alaric decreed citizenship rights for his people at the gates of Rome. Alaric had a dream on 24 August AD 410. 21st century California is the luminous cutting edge of that dream's fruition, forever.
Western civilization is a narrative of hirsute sweating blanched men betrothed to slaughter. We espy a bright, bright posterity intelligently designed about warm milky breasts, dark satin skin, and faith undiluted. Our journals would be overflowing - but save forest ecologies! How dare you try to end this beauty.
We ebulliently conjure a 4th grade performance translation:
Folks say this is hard to read, insults morons, and is not pablum-puked. Walk it off.
Gutless Rudolph J. Rummel whined, "[Commies] are bad people."
Government is a lethal ass. Exploit chumps at will. Management is its own excuse, with farts. What provides its wasted assets?
Teachers will stupidify anyone honoring quality. Obey! Reset the bar to rest on the floor, then open basement windows for a shortcut lest somebody trip. Minorities are favored.
Los Angeles Times Sunday 10 January 2010, p. A10, "Schools are a fiasco" Los Angeles Unified School District (LAUSD) could not educate a bear to crap in the woods, "woods crapping" being the Department of Education's floor. It is your fault.
Magnet schools' output is flat out stupid. Charter schools' output is stupider. 83.94% or 581,457 LAUSD students, costing $14 billion/year, could not be performing chimps in a circus. Everybody is equal in the eyes of the Lord.
The average LAUSD student is retarded and Officially cute. They have a right to enact any behavior and receive anything they want, to be confiscateed from those who earned their belongings.
California is screwed.
Capitalism created the world. Let those who created nothing enjoy eating that world for dessert. Screw you.
Grandiloquent or putrescent, improved means to deteriorated ends have consumed your wallet, your life, and your children's futures. Fed appetites flourish and pillage new menues. Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.
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