SARAH PALIN FOR PRESIDENT!

2011 was a marvelous year for ending America. Multi-$trillion Obamanation embezzlements of the publick exchequer decorated a great wave of American agricultural collapse. Global Warming's devastating heat and desiccation plus a La Niña drought year summed to Climate Change's 200% snowpacks and consecutive months of flooding from Montana down the Missouri and Mississippi Rivers to Louisiana, and from Colorado to the Carolinas. Whatever corn, wheat, and soybeans survived an impossibly cold wet spring were beaten into the mud by hail from continental thunderstorms. Crops that survived all that were prematurely terminated by an early autumn and more "weather" (as opposed to climate).

Democraps: We will not allow our enemies to have guns.
Republicants: We will not allow our enemies to have ideas.

A criminal clown car of incompetence and corruption laid fertile ground for beer hall unrest. Things were moving right along for both flavors of the Party until Sarah Palin screwed the putsch. Bush the Lesser's pimp was big oil. Obamanation's pimp was Wall Street. Wasilla Barbie may have had politically marginalized agri-giant Archer-Daniels-Midland so far up her ass that she tasted Brylcreme. Agricultural national socialism was in the batter's box.

SARAH LOUISE PALIN FOR PRESIDENT!

  1. Sara Palin for President! Not Insane.
  2. Sara Palin for President! Bring terrorism home.
  3. Sara Palin for President! She can see foreign countries.
  4. Sara Palin for President! Tampon One has landed.
  5. Sara Palin for President! Certified free of witchcraft.
  6. Sara Palin for President! Get it good and hard.
  7. Sara Palin for President! Ride with Paul Revere.
  8. Sara Palin for President! It won't do much harm.
  9. Sara Palin for President! Goddess of Distress.
  10. Sara Palin for President! Put a moose in the headlights.
  11. Sara Palin for President! Empower unicorns to fart rainbows.
  12. Sara Palin for President! (Really born in Iowa)
  13. Sara Palin for President! She played the flute in high school.
  14. Sara Palin for President! It is not right that matters, but victory.
  15. Sara Palin for President! Probably not a Muslim.
  16. Sara Palin for President! Give Vladimir Putin a cow.
  17. Sara Palin for President! Remember Joe the Plumber.
  18. Sara Palin for President! Elect the winner.
  19. Sara Palin for President! Surveillance, invasion of private life, violation of thought.
  20. Sara Palin for President! Demand US independence!
  21. Sara Palin for President! Social chaos, familial suspicion, economic depression, scientific turmoil.
  22. Sara Palin for President! MILF in charge.
  23. Sara Palin for President! End Canadian isolation of Alaska.
  24. Sara Palin for President! We're gonna need a bigger White House.
  25. Sara Palin for President! Board the Freedom Bus.
  26. Sara Palin for President! She sees the writing on her hand.
  27. Sara Palin for President! Give America a whack job.
  28. Sara Palin for President! Tina Fey for VP.
  29. Sara Palin for President! A woman, a helicopter, a rifle, a kill.
  30. Sara Palin for President! White as the sheet she wears.
  31. Sara Palin for President! An abstract concept made unreal.
  32. Sara Palin for President! America's akutaq.
  33. Sara Palin for President! Give her the reigns of government.
  34. Sara Palin for President! A revolutionary against the Revolution.
  35. Sara Palin for President! Win one for the Snapper.
  36. Sara Palin for President! Every crime is possible.
  37. Sara Palin for President! Staff the Special Olympics.
  38. Sara Palin for President! Give North Korea hope.
  39. Sara Palin for President! Ronald Reagan returns, in high heels, dancing backwards.
  40. Sara Palin for President! Hen Party open bar.
  41. Sara Palin for President! She does her own brainwashing.
  42. Sara Palin for President! Believe in her.
  43. Sara Palin for President! Between Iraq and a hard place.
  44. Sara Palin for President! Ride the victory snowmobile!
  45. Sara Palin for President! Wouldn't you rather know where she lived?
  46. Sara Palin for President! Free-ranging nukes!
  47. Sara Palin for President! Not a blonde.
  48. Sara Palin for President! The odds are good even if the goods are odd.
  49. Sara Palin for President! Patriotism is faith not facts.
  50. Sara Palin for President! No man, no problem.
  51. Sara Palin for President! Education cannot feed your family.
  52. Sara Palin for President! Chastity, piety, humility, and sobriety - but not yet.
  53. Sara Palin for President! Todd needs a job.
  54. Sara Palin for President! Make 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue Bush Gardens.
  55. Sara Palin for President! Good times from Cabela's.
  56. Sara Palin for President! Put chapstick on the pit bull.
  57. Sara Palin for President! Doing a man's work in a wymyn's world.
  58. Sara Palin for President! Restore national virtue.
  59. Sara Palin for President! Providence does not lead us in vain.
  60. Sara Palin for President! Our shield against misery and danger.
  61. Sara Palin for President! Can you see a bright new day!
  62. Sara Palin for President! No other choice is possible.
  63. Sara Palin for President! Awaken the prophecy.
  64. Sara Palin for President! Freedom and honor!
  65. Sara Palin for President! A warrior, and a prophet of justice.
  66. Sara Palin for President! Her conscience is cleared.
  67. Sara Palin for President! Let history judge.
  68. Sara Palin for President! Rebuild our Country with diligence and frugality.
  69. Sara Palin for President! Organize the people!
  70. Sara Palin for President! End social contradictions.
  71. Sara Palin for President! Embrace the inevitable.
  72. Sara Palin for President! Dare to win.
  73. Sara Palin for President! Strength through unity.
  74. Sara Palin for President! Never yield!
  75. Sara Palin for President! Win the war of employment.
  76. Sara Palin for President! The assurance of a sleepwalker.
  77. Sara Palin for President! Emotion for the many.
  78. Sara Palin for President! Rhetoric, then retaliation.
  79. Sara Palin for President! Embrace the passion.
  80. Sara Palin for President! No explanation needed.
  81. Sara Palin for President! Cuddle the young, seize the future.
  82. Sara Palin for President! Vote, then forget.
  83. Sara Palin for President! Kinder, Küche, Kirche, Kleider, Kannegießer, Krieg. Kaput.
  84. Sara Palin for President! A spirit of joy.
  85. Sara Palin for President! There are no hyphenated Alaskans.
  86. Sara Palin for President! Assure the victory of your own ideas.
  87. Sara Palin for President! Forge the union of Church and State.
  88. Sara Palin for President! Faith conquers enemies.
  89. Sara Palin for President! Lead a National life.
  90. Sara Palin for President! Less Mexico, more Germany.
  91. Sara Palin for President! Political and moral purification.
  92. Sara Palin for President! Secular schools must admit God.
  93. Sara Palin for President! Industry through personal spirit.
  94. Sara Palin for President! Make God's interests our own interests.
  95. Sara Palin for President! One people, one nation, one President, one god.
  96. Sara Palin for President! Strength through resolution.
  97. Sara Palin for President! Heroes, all of us!
  98. Sara Palin for President! My Struggle
  99. Sara Palin for President! Reflection, surprise, terror... for the future.
  100. Sara Palin for President! VOTE FROM YOUR ROOF.

America's economic implosion is about cheating people out of everything they own, then enforcing central dependency at gunpoint - small stuff as strategy; common criminality writ large as tactic. 2011 agricultural collapse is the "bad luck" fulcrum. Government will wield unpayable debt. Expect show trials then indentured servitude, Stalin's gulags fueled by enthusiastically proactive Lavrenti Beria. Fat cat administrators, violent criminal trustees, and a sea of hard labor dying political prisoners sum to a future that works: God's dominion of poverty, hunger, disease, filth, death, and silk-clad priests with whips.

"Hail to the Chief mit Palen Gruß." We have always been at war with West Asia.


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