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Franklin Roosevelt crafted political grandeur from 07 December 1941 when Japs sucker punched America at its Hawaiian military base Pearl Harbor. America reciprocated with Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Bush the Lesser whined about a valley of death after 3500 civilians and a $trillion in losses came crashing down at New York's World Trade Center on 11 September 2001. He reaped the deployment of anthrax, a weapon of mass destruction, in Media offices, the Halls of Congress, the Supreme Court... with a dozen more innocents killed. Dark forces mock Bush the Lesser:
Taliban, "Edafi kasuchta ooga al-booga, 'nose aphids.'"
Bush the Lesser, "The threatened deployment of nose aphids will not be without dire consequences. America will spend $billions to counter nose aphid offensives. Homeland Severity shall prevail. God bless us all."
What loathsome milquetoast plague emasculated America? Consider the following excerpt from an Irvine Valley College prospectus junk mailed across Southern California. "You may attend Irvine Valley College if "...you are 18 years of age or older and show evidence of being able to benefit from instruction, or..." Or?
Self-serving radical bleeding heart Liberal sensationalists compassionately coerced a diverse incompetence whose pathetic consequences betrayed the whole of America. Politically overheated Masters degree holders ideologically devoured America with an aggressively whimpering bureaucracy dedicated to coercion, betrayal, and traitorous urgent waste. Punch America in the face, get tears. "We apologize for bleeding all over your fist."
Yahweh loves blood. Nothing makes Yahweh's day like screaming starving dying children and adults hacking each other to pieces. Yahweh glories in giant necrotic African AIDS infestations. Yahweh laughs His silly ass off at Mongoloid idiots, female genital mutilation, and Catholic priests buggering little boys. Yahweh glories in every imaginable form of human degradation, anguish, and filth. Yahweh is a feckless thug, a sadist, a perverted miscreant who really likes His work. Test of faith!
An 800-pound bear is standing on a fire ant mound being stung. What should the mammal do, smite each insect? Kill the nest! The DoD has dropped more than 3 million lbs of bombs in Afghanistan. They are smart-bombing individual trucks. Look at our local "allies!" It is the Moslem Balkans - everybody hates everybody with blood oaths dating to years in triple digits. You can't fix it or patch it. Wipe it clean and make it a huge nasty example to discourage others.
Allah is not the only blood-sipping manifestation of God's Love. Here is what happens when Jesus Christ attacks:
1 US missile submarine has 20 ICBMs carrying 100 MIRV'd warheads of 330 kilotonnes each (Hiroshima was 13 kilotonnes); 100 Muslim cities smashed 100 million Muslims dead No more Afghanistan, Iran, and Iraq.
"Find out who they are. Kill them all. Kill their wives. Kill their children. Kill their parents. Kill their friends. Kill their neighbors. Kill their animals. Salt the earth where they lived. Mount their heads on pikes on the steps of the Capitol."
- Ted Morris, 12 September 2001
Americans will then hold a few parades and go back to work with permanently cheap gasoline. We either hit them so hard that their grandchildren shit blood or we will be sweeping our children into dust pans after the first nuclear strike on American soil. The only way to reform a martyr religion is to have it choke on martyrs, to convince God's bill collectors that a new Holy business plan is in place. If they still refuse to evolve, do Medina and then Mecca. Reflection, surprise, terror - for the future.
We have gloriously empowered the effete and stupid, putting them in administrative positions wherein they hire themselves. Street fights have neither rules nor excuses. God-besotted antagonists landed two whopping punches. Do we appeal to their morals or to the humanitarian crowd gathered? We grab a glass bottle by its neck, shatter its bottom on the curb, and go for the nearest face to save ourselves and warn opportunist bystanders.
One observes Bush the Lesser on TV exercising "leadership" to see a lost scared little man. Bush the Lesser is a dancing monkey. His performance at the UN was appallingly memorable. Bush the Lesser is going to hunt "evil?" bin Laden isn't evil. bin Laden is a professional sonofabitch in the grand holy tradition of Torquemada and Savonarola; the pillage, rape, and burning of Christian Constantinople by Christian Crusaders; the Irgun and Haganah, Northern Ireland...
I'm struck dumb with the horror of it all. Americans are being ruled and our civil rights suspended at gunpoint by morons on both sides. We are geldings beseeching a cosmic burlesque as our lifeblood is vigorously sucked away by nose aphids.
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